On things that matter:
“My life’s accomplishments? Sanity, and you.” —Elizabeth Gilbert, author, in Six-Word Memoirs
On learning as you go:
“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.” —Jerry Seinfeld, comedian. Check out some of our favorite surprisingly inspirational quotes from top comedians.
On odd advertising choices:
“I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” —Paul McGinty, comic