17 Funny Sister Quotes to Text Your Sister Right Now

It’s not gossiping if you keep it in the family

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“When I say ‘I won’t tell anyone,’ we all know my sister doesn’t count.”

She’s been keeping your secrets since you were five and lost Mom’s earrings, so why would she stop now? Well, she could, but then you’d spill all the dirt on who put the dents in Dad’s car.

It’s called Sisterese. It’s a real thing.

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“Sisters don’t need words—we’ve already got our own language of eye rolls, sighs, winks, laughs, and screams.”

Heaven help the people who dare take us on playing Catchphrase.

Best of friends, worst of enemies

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“I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because you can’t do anything about it.”

Your sister is the first person you ever had to accept “for better or worse” and you’ve been reminding her of it ever since.

I promise I’m not recording this

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“Hey sis, know that I’ll always be there to pick you up when you fall… right after I stop laughing, of course.”

It’s the sister’s code: You can laugh at each other but if anyone else laughs at your sister, they get punched. Want more sister quotes? Try one of these 15 hilarious tweets you’ll want to send to your sister right now.

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