Part of growing up means making smart decisions when it comes to your health. But why does it have to be so damn hard?
Many of us would much rather select sweet snacks over salad or the bar over barre class. Sometimes we make the right move and we give ourselves major kudos. Other times, let’s just say we fall a little short.
Thankfully, there’s humor to help us deal with it all. Below are just a few spot-on, funny tweets that perfectly capture attempting to stay healthy (keyword: attempting).
Workout instructor yelled “run like you’re avoiding your problems!” and I disassociated so hard I sprinted a 10.5mph pace
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) August 1, 2018
"Oh, we're $ 16 now."
— Mark Magark (@markedly) January 17, 2018
I am always so amazed at people who do not take advantage of EVERY amenity at a boutique fitness ™ class. like WUT? I am going to try EVERY lotion EVERY shower EVERY spray. I'm going to throw a bridal shower in the locker room if I have to.
— Melissa Radzimski (@melissaradz) May 20, 2018
now it's 1am and I realize I shouldn't be eating jack in the box. but who are they to put me on a diet? but I need that. but I want my tacos
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 19, 2017
The worst part of regularly exercising is the amount of laundry it creates.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) May 27, 2018
me: i have a health thing
dr: this health thing is exacerbated with stress. have you tried being not stressed?
me: oh no
— Jill Capewell (@capeybara) July 25, 2018
Why do I feel like shit whenever I eat pizza? Am I not eating enough pizzas
— Elvish Presley (@_ElvishPresley_) June 10, 2017
How much mint do I have to muddle into this mojito for it to count as a serving of vegetables?
— Michael (@MichaelTrying) August 22, 2017
I started following a bunch of waterfalls on Instagram to help me chill out & beautiful, scantily clad supermodels keep showing up showing under them as if to say “oh sorry was this YOUR happy place?”
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 16, 2018
when you don't have enough water you get a headache
me: nah I'm good
my body: please
me: yeah no
body: drink the water for fucks sake
me (on the ground, dying): it doesn't taste good
— editor's choice (@RenShaye) July 25, 2018
Her: I need advice.
Me: (eating cookie dough for breakfast) You came to the right person.
— Ivsy (@Ivsy01) July 2, 2018
I never know if the pain in my chest is from anxiety or french fries.
— StaceyLynne (@StaceyLynne_44) June 18, 2018
ME: I'm going to start really taking care of my body. Fruits, vegetables, ViTiMiNssss, I am going to FEEL good and LOOK good. No sugar. Maybe I'll go VEGAN. YES I will be a goddess I will GLOW with HEALTH
FREE OFFICE DOUGHNUTS: bitch u thought
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 28, 2018
if you consider eating two bags of popcorn and toaster waffles for dinner at 10:30 a nutritious meal plan then i am the epitome of health
— kelly (@kelllicopter) June 28, 2018
Use cauliflower as a substitute for mashed potatoes, rice, and any joy in your life. You have no friends now, there is only cauliflower.
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) March 11, 2017
Me: *reads all the self-help books*
Also Me: *never helps myself*
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) March 27, 2018
if I order salad it should come chopped, I already did all of the hard work of ordering a salad and should not be expected to do more
— maura quint (@behindyourback) September 8, 2017
cycling instructor to class: do you ever get so stressed that you OVER work out?
me: i have literally never related to something less
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) June 28, 2017